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When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
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(via the-lost-r0manov)
one time this dude was being stupid so i said
“well you can’t spell stupid without u”
and he got really angry and shouted
“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”
and i just stared at him for a rly long time
(Source: lachowskiz, via laughcentre)
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham, via mememaster)
(via mememaster)
So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
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the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
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(Source: koochie-q, via leonmcgann)
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