lolsofunny:

fefeferi:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.

This is the second personified raindrop post I have seen on Tumblr wtf is going on

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

fefeferi:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.

This is the second personified raindrop post I have seen on Tumblr wtf is going on

(lol here!)

flushed-quadrant:

starsandgutters:

not-the-very-button:

starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

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Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

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You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”

(via charlie-whorez)

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

(Source: lachowskiz, via laughcentre)

sidofferey-thethird:

So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

sidofferey-thethird:

So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

(via laughcentre)

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(via darth-sayder)